If you think we’re alone in the universe, then think again! These never-before-seen photographs prove we’re being visited by aliens from distant planets hundreds of miles away!
We’ve had each one checked by an expert and they’ve confirmed they are definitely genuine.
Confirmed Alien Picture 1
This extraordinary snap was taken by Mark Hamilton from Norwich. It shows three robot-like aliens walking across a field while John Lennon watches on from a nearby hedgerow.
Mr Hamilton, said, “I couldn’t believe my eyes. They walked around the field for about ten minutes while John Lennon sang an extended version of Jealous Guy.”
“Then they all got back in their spaceship and headed off towards Ipswich.”
Confirmed Alien Picture 2
Shoppers and staff at an Asda store in Bolton got a shock when this space creature turned up to do a weekly big shop.
Quick-thinking Maureen Fuller took this photo of it querying the price of an Ainsley Harriott Scottish Style Leek and Potato Cup Soup.
“At first I thought it was one those muslims that we have nowadays,” Mrs Fuller said.
“I realised it must have come from outer space when I saw it loading groceries into a saucer-shaped vehicle in the car park.”
Confirmed Alien Picture 3
Eagle-eyed Swindon Town fans noticed something strange about this season’s squad photo. If you look closely you’ll notice what looks like a being from another planet!
Swindon season ticket holder Paul Jenkins said, “I was quite excited at first because I thought it was a mystery signing and he looked capable of causing problems for the opposition’s defence.”
“No-one’s seen him since. It’s a mystery signing alright!”
Confirmed Alien Picture 4
Cattle mutilations have been widely reported over the years but this alien craft came a cropper when it attempted to interfere with the concrete cows in Milton Keynes.
Graham Denby, who took the photo, revealed, “The spaceship hovered above the cows for about five minutes trying to lift them onboard using some kind of futuristic suck ray.”
“In the end it took a couple of pensioners waiting for a bus to Northampton.”
Confirmed Alien Picture 5
This shocking photo is taken through a special pair of glasses and reveals the true face of Prime Minister David Cameron.
Experts in space monsters claim that the creature underneath Mr Cameron’s face can send subliminal totalitarian commands to obey and conform.
This would explain why Andrew Marr never asks him any difficult questions.